Hey

 

Dear xanga,

 

please don't die. i'm sorry i neglected you. myspace stinks. xanga, come back!!! COOOOOME BAAACK!!!!!

 

....

 

BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MOST BALLIN' SHIET EVER!!!!!!!

 

Sincerely,

 

- Gabe

 

I saw moulin rouge today. it was good! lacrosse try outs next week!!! yay!!! hell week!!! the time of sprints, suicides, bear crawls, push ups, crab walks, back pedals, side shufflling, up downs, squat jumps, and MUCH, MUCH MORE! but i'm on VARSITY THIS YEAR!!!!!

 

IT IS THE MOST BALLIN' SHIET EVER!!!!!

 

Bye

 

 

Hey

 

well..it's been a few months..

 

i've been gone for a while, here and there...

 

trying other things...

 

myspace is the big hype these days, and a lot of people use face book, even though i haven't tried that yet...

 

BUT XANGA IS STILL MAH SUGA DADDY PIMP! MYSPACE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MY 3RD STRING HO!

 

Bye

 

 

Hey

 

Wow, haven't updated since may. Well anyways, just got back from camp, it was pretty awesome. I'll be updating with more about camp later. Right now I'm out.

 

...NINJA TURTLES, BIA!

 

Bye

HEY

 

 

i'm sorry i couldn't resist. xanga was losing it's novelty.

 

NO MORE XANGA. I FART ON XANGA'S FACE. NO MORE SCHOOL. I FART ON SCHOOL'S FACE.

 

It seems strange that i'll never start another xanga entry with Hey and end it with Bye ever again. I loved you, my hobo turtle xanga. From the turtle background to the turtle icon. I'll miss you, but it will be okay. I've already said Hey, and, one last time...

 

BYE.

 

HEH! Hehe! Heh! I'm just kidding. I'm so sneaky. You guys should call me sneaky steve. I do now have a myspace, but i'm not quitting xanga just yet. AHAHAHA!!!! you thought i was gone! Never!!

 

I'm leaving for peru tomorrow. 10 days in the uncivilized world. Spooky. See you guys in 10.

 

   I'm Laxin it UP!

 

Bye

Hey

 

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!! NO MORE STUDYING FOR GAY AP WORLD!!!! I TOOK THE EXAM TODAY!!!! IT'S OVER!!!! AP WORLD CAN LICK MAH BALLZ, BABY!!!!!!!

 

It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. The last minute cramming and studying did help a lot.

 

And now, moving on, I was thinking today...that people don't quite know me very well. Maybe I'm not open enough with people, maybe I just don't get to know that many people very well, or maybe I'm just that kind of mysterious guy. So, for the benefit of EVERYBODY, here is a list of totally true facts about me which I am sure will blow your mind.

 

1. Some people wear Superman underwear. Superman wears GABRIEL CHOI underwear. GABRIEL CHOI does not wear underwear.

2. One morning, GABRIEL CHOI ordered a Big Mac during breakfast hours...TWICE.

3. GABRIEL CHOI is the reason Osama Bin Ladin is hiding.

4. GABRIEL CHOI made Rosa Parks go to the back of the bus.

5. One day, Superman and Goku got into a fight. The winner was GABRIEL CHOI.

6. GABRIEL CHOI CAN believe that it's not butter.

7. GABRIEL CHOI knows the answer to the riddle: "How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood."

8. GABRIEL CHOI is cold as ice!

9. When GABRIEL CHOI says it's a celebration, then it's a celebration, B*TCH!!!

10. GABRIEL CHOI did not steal these from the CHUCK NORRIS web site. CHUCK NORRIS can lick GABRIEL CHOI'S BALLZ, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

 

I hope these random facts help you get to know me better. And remember...GABRIEL CHOI can kick CHUCK NORRIS'S butt any day of the week.

 

Bye